We have our third son on the way. Here are 100 names we WON'T be using:
1.
2. Apple
3. Floyd (Unless you know for sure he’s going to be a fighter.)
4. Kermit
5. Nevaeh (Yes, it’s “Heaven” spelled backwards....which means your child is anti-heaven, a.k.a. Hell. So just call her Hell. “Hell” is a cool name.)
6. Cinnamon
7. Dabney
8. Optimus
9. Thor
10. Moses
11.
12. Abner
13.
14. Balki
15. Renesmee
16. P.P.
17. Legolas
18. Typhoid
19. Adolph
20. New
21. Tonto
22. Glenn (Have you ever met a baby named Glenn? And yet there are adults named Glenn. What the hell?)
23. Spanky
24. Skrillex
25. Lt. Assblast
26. Soupy
27. Fitzgerald (Unless it’s a girl, because then it’s adorable.)
28. Ulysses
29. Whisper
28. Six
30. Truman
31. Mercedes Benz
32. Baby
33. Bigsby
34. Elton
35.
36. Kawn-stanz!
37. Ochocinco
38. Filthy Jonas
39. LOL
40. Rib Eye
41. Jennni
42. Jeniy
43. Jen-E
44. Jennyb (silent B)
45. Cornelius
46. Ziggy
47. B.J.
48. Octopussy
49. Pinocchio
50. Jimminy
51. Hermione
52.
53. Han
54. Velcro
55. Ke$ha
55. Piers
56. Morgan
57. Piers Morgan
58. Sweet Pea
59. Sweat Pea
60. Anakin
61. Isthmus
62. Fidel
63. Danthew
64. Flo
65. Ebenezer
66. Precious (Name her “Push” instead.)
67.
68. Siobhan (Because no one will ever know how to spell or pronounce it, including your child until he/she turns 12.)
69. Swerve
70. DMX
71. Poppy
72. Ernestine
73. Cherry
74. Emilio
75. Hollis
76. Kel
77. Mickey Rourke
78. Mavis
79. VH1 Presents
80. Goose
81. Katniss
82. Finger
83. Pooter
84. Zoo
85. Baxter
86. Pancreas
87. Dances With Wolves
88. Duck-Duck-William
89.
90. Sassafras
91. Beulah
92. Ralph (but make everyone pronounce it weird)
93. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
92. C.C.C.C.C.C.
93. Jazzy
94. Jazzer
95. Jazzest
96. Caspert
97. Pinky
98. Otho
99.
100. The Walrus
