Who would've guessed you can't trust a guy who walks around having his pet goat eat people's pizza?

51-year-old Cyrus Fakroddin of Summit, New Jersey is apparently semi-famous around New York City, because of his pygmy goat, Cocoa.  He takes Cocoa to pizza places, and Cocoa eats people's pizza and everyone laughs and takes photos.

Well that's done.  Because it turns out Fakroddin is an A-HOLE who belongs in jail.

Fakroddin was just arrested for sexual assault, for allegedly taking home a 19-year-old woman from a club in Manhattan and having sex with her while she was, quote, "physically and mentally incapacitated."

The woman says she has no memory of leaving the club, and when she woke up in Fakroddin's house, she didn't know where she was or how she got there.

Reporters actually asked the police if Fakroddin had the goat with him when he took the 19-year-old woman home.  They responded with "no comment."