Here's a list of things that guys should never wear after 40...feel free to add to the list or try to justify why you do get to wear something in the comments below:

  • Horizontal stripes
  • Mid thigh jackets
  • Pleated pants
  • Double breasted blazers
  • Capri pants
  • Low rise jeans
  • Skinny jeans
  • Earring
  • Fanny packs
  • Tie dye
  • Backwards baseball caps
  • Tube tops / crop tops
  • Hemp anything
  • Livestrong bracelets
  • Speedos (!)
  • Shorts above your knees (John Stockton)
  • Camel toe anything
  • Murse (man purse)
  • Spandex
  • bicycle outfits
  • rat tail or any pony tail
  • mullets
  • clamdiggers
  • velcro shoes