It may not get this bad here for a while but I've lived in much colder weather than this and know what this is all about! Someone forgot to bring the soda in from their car the night before and now they've got a sticky, slurpy, mess to clean up!
Click here for the photos if you dare --> Daily Mail UK
Funny Or Die just put up a fake documentary about Ron Burgundy from "Anchorman". And it has interviews with the real Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper of CNN. The third anchor is Chris Cuomo, also from CNN. They say Ron Burgundy always broke the biggest stories first, usually because he caused them.